3 dozen eggs

In the midst of a day that took my breath away (in a not so good way!) I found myself doubled over laughing at the burden of my own blondeness. I was doing some quick shopping for my mom. Eggs were on sale . . . buy one get one free. So I was in a hurry and rushed up to the checker with my money in hand - hoping I could be in and out in less than five minutes. The checker looked at me and pointed to my dozen and a half eggs. "Um, those are buy one get one free" he said. I raised my eye brows and nodded, "Yeah, I know." He smiled and said, "Well, did you want the other dozen and a half?" He was probably dying laughing inside. Oh my word, I started apologizing but he had someone run and get them for me.

He asked if I needed help out to my car twice. He probably thought that I needed it.

Good grief