Everyday conversations...

Me: "Hey Damon! Say, did that fax come through yet?"
Damon: "Uh...lemme check! Oh yes, a fax with your name on it from...Bath and Body Works??"
Me: What?? You have got to be joking!
Damon: "Yup"

Arg...I am so gullible
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Jacob answers the phone: "Jenkins residence!"
*Silence*
Jacob: "Well, you can't talk to Alli, she is working and I cannot interrupt her."
*Jacob hangs up*
Me: "Jake, who was it?"
Jacob: "Well, it sounded like Shaylee but it smelled like one of the Coder girls."
Me: "What?? Smelled? What do the Coder girls smell like??"
Jacob: "Perfoom."

We still haven’t figured out how you can smell someone through the phone…leave it to Jacob.

Such situations would explain why, in the last few days, I have found myself alone in my room submitting invoices and laughing hysterically. (It’s rather humbling when you realized that you are dying laughing and no one else is in the room). Some people call it crazy...I just call it happy.