Well, I suppose that this poem is really lame...but this is how I feel right now! :)
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
How tough are both your branches,
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
To pass, what are my chances?
Derivatives I cannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master,
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Your proofs are a disaster.
You pull a trick out of the air,
Or find a reason, I don’t know where.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Your problems do distress me.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Related rates depress me.
I walk toward lampposts in my sleep.
And max and min doth make me weep
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
Your problems do depress me
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
For mercy I’m beseeching.
My grades do not approach a B
They’re just epsilon from D.
Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
5 comments:
Allison, I feel the same way. :(
Hang in there.
lol, that is too great! hang in there girl!
That brings back memories. Happy differentiation!
hehe, well at least your english is going well!! :) i wrote a poem today...actually...it was a shakespearean sonnet!!! ;D
Larz - no i didn't write this. I found it on a blog of a BJU student. I'm not sure who wrote it to begin with :)
Benj and Kelc - I'll hang in there cuz i have to if i want to graduate. ;)
Eaglet - ah thanks!
Melzers - yeah, English is going well!!! Yayaya!! I just got my second assignment back for this semester. Anyhow, isn't that a switch? Last year, English was my lowest grade and math my highest. *roll of eyes*
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