I just went clothes shopping yesterday and I started thinking about how simple it would be to be a guy. No really, it would be a great vacation. You don't have to worry about modesty as much. You also don't have pants AND skirts to buy. Guys can get ready in like 10 minutes. They don't have to fuss over their hair. Anyway, there's also reasons I love being female so here they are.
Ten reasons to love being female:
1. You don't have to think about how you're going to ask a girl's dad if you can marry his daughter.
2. If you didn't get much sleep you can slap on some make-up and you don't look half dead.
3. You don't have the natural reputation of being a food consuming machine.
4. You never have to think about opening doors for girls and being a gentleman.
5. You can feel free to cry and let it all out without worrying that you'll look like a sissy.
6. When you get married you can change your last name and pray that it's an improvement.
7. Thanks to make-up and different hair styles you have the option of many different looks depending on your mood.
8. When you turn down having dessert people don't think that you're abnormal.
9. You can tell your best friend that you love her and no one thinks you're whacked.
10. You have the liberty of slapping someone in the face if he insists on flirting with you after several hints of disinterest!
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oh yeah! And guys can't paint their toe nails as fun as you painted mine ;-)
Preach on sister! I really wish I had done #10 to that guy at the Y the other night! Oh well, life goes on. I'm just glad the b-ball games are over and I most likely will never see him again! I love being a girl! ~Kelc
P.S. Check out my new blog!(its in my profile)
Kelc - Yah, you should have given it to that guy! :)
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